hospitalbombers: pull-out: Elliott Smith -...
Going to throw up everywhere. Partly because the Jack Daniels, partly because I hate my life.
sophioo: since i’m getting a new phone tomorrow, here are the texts i have saved. “BREAD AND BUTTER PICKLES ON ICARLY” -lucy alverson “This OBESE girl just wiped the fuck out. And then complained of a nonexistent step. I am laughing so hard.” -allyson dunkerly “Lots of roadblocks this weekend so don’t drink and drive ;)” -my gramma “I love when you poop on my chest” -lucy alverson “Everyone...
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
crazy in love (beyonce cover) / sea oleena i...
It’s a strange thing, how you can love somebody, how you can be all eaten up...– Madeleine L’Engle (via setbabiesonfire)